person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?
i’m so fucking done with this site
doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro
I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif!
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
If you think about it Ursula was actually really nice because she only promised Ariel legs, and she gave her really nice legs that matched her body type and skin color when she could have just as easily given her goat legs
ok so i need a TV show about dan being a normal dude in his mid-30s by day and secretly performing as rockstar/sex icon danny sexbang by night
basically hannah montana but starring dan avidan